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ELKFLA's avatar

I had to laugh about the construction being interrupted by history. The only other place that happens is England. Someone dug up Richard III under a parking lot in Leicester.

Dawn's avatar

Hahaha 😂 Moses shopping 🛒 list❣️😹Thank you Yonah, this was SO Funny❣️🇮🇱 God bless you all‼️🙏🇮🇱❤️💕😻

David G Mercer's avatar

If I could make a few million between breakfast and tomato shopping, or even a million, I'd just do it once and spend the rest of my days doing mitzvah, big and small.

Puck's avatar

Beautiful. Especially loved that bit about Jerusalem streets having been designed by mountain goats with emotional issues.

Thank you.

Chrissi's avatar

Wow

Just wow.

What an antidote to the media slime and slurry forever being dumped on what proves to be laminated bubble wrap with flypaper, velcro.that it all wipes off and sticks them together, hogtied for Hell or Hamas. Whichever calls first

God gave us Israel, Israel gives us Jesus.

We will sort the small change out later. But for now you are everything that Ireland could have been.

But- like Spain- they've sown the wind...so they'll....?....er, some Tanakh guy you'll hopefully know!

Sarcastic Old Goat News's avatar

Yonah, reading this I could only smile at how true your words are.

During one of our previous wars, my brother in America, offered to buy us tickets to go back to be safe in the States. I laughed and explained we are probably safer here than in Denver or Miami or New York. Now he no longer offers. He just says, "Be safe."

Apartheid? Arabs probably own some of the shops I buy from - I don't know the difference.

One Shabbat morning, while in Shul, sirens went off. Some ran out. The rabbi and some of us stayed, while the rabbi pointed to the Aron HaKodesh and said this is our shelter.

Be careful with your words, because if the goyim find out, the rest of the world will want to live here.

Shabbat Shalom.

FreedomFighter's avatar

A little humor, a lot of history.

Am Yisrael Chai.